Welcome back, listeners. Leo and I are thrilled to have you join us again.
Indeed. Glad our last broadcast didn't result in any studio fires. A small victory.
Speaking of victories, or rather, defeats, I attempted an online yoga class yesterday. The results were…unfortunate.
I can only imagine. Yoga and Mira? A recipe for disaster.
I was attempting “Warrior Two,” a pose that apparently requires ninja-like balance and the absence of mischievous felines.
Ah, yes, the infamous “Warrior Two.” The one where you battle invisible ninjas while balancing on one leg?
Precisely! Then Mr. Fluffernutter, my cat, decided my yoga mat was a racetrack.
Mr. Fluffernutter? That's quite the name for a cat.
He’s a fluffy menace. He zoomed across the mat, causing me to fall spectacularly.
Gravity won, I presume? Did you at least land gracefully?
Graceful is not a word I'd use. More like a flailing starfish.
At least no coffee was spilled. Progress.
True! Mr. Fluffernutter, the mastermind behind this chaos, just groomed himself afterward.
Cats. Either plotting world domination or sabotaging yoga sessions.
Exactly. Moral of the story: stick to podcasts, and lock up the cat before attempting yoga. But hey, it makes for a good story, right? Like and subscribe!
Like and subscribe, or Mira’s cat might target you next. Enough about my co-host's misadventures. Let's discuss today's topic: a comparison of Brazil and Paraguay.