Mira: Alright Leo, let's dive into the digital world of Ireland and Japan. Ready to see who's got the better WiFi bragging rights? Hehe!
Leo: WiFi bragging rights? Is that a real thing? Well, alright Mira, let's see. I'm picturing tiny leprechauns fixing fiber optic cables with pots of gold. Hahaha!
Mira: Ooh! Leprechaun tech support! That's way better than my mental image of salarymen powered by green tea coding furiously! Ahhh!
Leo: Speaking of green tea, I bet Japan's got vending machines that dispense superfast internet alongside a hot beverage. I mean, they've got vending machines for everything else!
Mira: Aha! True! Ireland probably has a cozy pub where you can get a pint and surprisingly decent broadband. "Come for the Guinness, stay for the gigabit," as they say! Ooh!
Leo: Hmm! That sounds tempting, Mira. But seriously, Japan's known for its cuttingedge tech. I'd bet their average internet speed makes Ireland look like it's still on dialup. Hahaha!
Mira: Whoa! Harsh, Leo, harsh! But okay, Japan is a tech giant. Still, Ireland's catching up. They're becoming a hub for big tech companies, so they've got to have some decent infrastructure, right? Wow!
Leo: True, Mira. Big tech moves in, they demand the goods. I wonder if they have tech support that can handle when the wifi just refuses to work? Hehe!
Mira: Haha! Oh no! Maybe they have a special Irish blessing for that. 'May your signal be strong and your downloads be swift!' Aha!
Leo: Hmm! Probably need more than a blessing, Mira. Japan probably has robots that fix your router problems. I’m just saying. They’re probably very polite robots too. Ahhh!
Mira: That sounds terrifying! Give me a person any day. But you're right, Leo, Japan is serious about their digital infrastructure. What about innovation and tech accessibility?
Leo: Well Mira, thinking about their bullet trains and advanced robotics, their innovation game is strong. Accessibility? They probably have super hightech public transit that can take you straight to the internet. Hahaha!
Mira: Ooh! What about accessibility for the elderly, Leo? Japan has an aging population. Do they have easy to use interfaces or something? I mean my grandma is not that tech savvy.
Leo: Ahhh! Good point Mira. I actually saw that they have specific services for them. Easy to use tablets and smart phones designed just for them! Wow!
Mira: Okay, that's cool. Ireland is known for being innovative in their own ways. Plus a lot of tech giants have offices there. That must be good.
Leo: True, that means there should be plenty of digital accessibility there, even if I don't expect to see any robots. Ooh!
Mira: Right? So maybe Ireland isn't so far behind after all! Hehe! And you know what else they have? A rich culture that is not made in a laboratory!
Leo: Ooh! Burn! Hehe! Mira, as usual you are trying to make me look bad! Hey, if you like the podcast, you know what to do. Subscribe now.
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Mira: Wow! And don't be afraid to let us know about other subjects or topics you'd like us to tackle! Hehe!
Leo: Absolutely! We'll take on anything... well, almost anything. Mira might veto spiders. Ooh!
Mira: Shhh! Leo! They might be listening! Okay, that's all for now! Stay connected, folks! Ahhh!